finish the sentence

[Devil]

The aim of the game is simple i give you the first and last word of the sentence and you just fill in the sentence.

I'll start off

She .................. it.

the person below has to create a sentence

[Cracked]

She walked out of the house and had  a look around.Across the street was a man in a chicken suit,their eyes met.Frozen to the spot she felt inexplicably threatened,but why,it was just a man in a chicken suit?It was then she noticed the knife in his hand;it was dripping blood.
She could feel her throat tighten in a knot,unable to scream,unable to move she just stood there as the man in the suit strode towards her.
The chicken man reached her and smiled as he plunged the knife in to her stomach.At the same moment thepost man rounded the corner and walked right into the midst of the ensuing murder,he slipped in the quickly gathering pool of blood and cracked his skull on the pavement,it was a horrible sound and curtains began to twitch.
Fred(as the chicken man was known by his friends,accept for his senile aunty Gretty who call him Simon)was beginning to panic and he didn't like it. 

sentences are boring!

When........dishes.

[Jee]

Lmfao

When the postman came around and realised what he had slipped in, he started to scream..his eyes wide in horror. Fred didn't like this noise...the voices in his head told him to silence the man...he obeyed. He pecked out the postmans eyes with his beak...as he lay there twitching, Fred went into the womans house and did the dishes.


Please..........Flange.

[Cracked]

Please don't hurt me!Fred turned to see an old woman standing in the doorway to the kitchen,she had a half eaten snikers bar in her hand and was trembling so badly Fred could see her wrinkled old boobs tossing around beneath her see through nighty.Oh im not going to hurt you replied Fred,im just going to kill you...it will be painless i assure you.The old lady smiled a little as she pulled out a shot gun from the umbrella stand.Is that so she snarled?.
Fred dived behind the counter,sponge and plate in hand,why in the hell did i come in here to wash the dishes he thought as he landed in a heap next to a coiled pile of chain.
If only that woman was attatched to her chain,none of this would have happened he frantically thought.
There was a load explosion as the gun went off and a shower of glass rained down on freds head.
Fucking bastard screamed the old bitch,that was my favourate wine glass,it was signed by Bill Cosby!!!
Fred knew this was his chance,and thanking the lord it was a single barrell shotgun,he leaped from behind the counter and flung the plate as hard as he could.
The plate sailed across the room like a porcelain frisbee and struck the crazy old loony in the flange....

Round..........toilet

[Devil]

round like a ball, the crazy old women gets angry and transformes into the hulk. Fred who is now on the verge of shitting himself locks himself in the bathroom hoping to space himself from the old woman. For a couple minutes there was a deafing silence which seemed to go on for ethernity, but was shortlived as the green fist of the old woman smashed through the wooded door. Fred who is hopelessly trapped, stumbles across the solid shit stained seat of the toilet ........

Cracked .......................Jee

P.S i'm not good at writing stories.

[Jee]

Owwww you ruined it!! Me and Cracked aren't supposed to be in the story!!  I'll see what i can do...

Cracked got up from his computer after writing his latest installment on the forum...feeling all pleased with himself, he walked into the kitchen to make a bacon buttie...he reached into the fridge to find the bacon, and pulled out the packet, but the smell that hit him was disgusting...before he looked down he assumed the bacon had gone off...but the site that greeted his eyes was one he'd never forget! This was no pack of bacon....it was a mouldy half eaten snickers bar!! 
He spun around to see the old woman standing in the kitchen doorway.....drooling at him while rubbing her wrinkly old boobs, which were no longer covered by her nightie. Horrified...Cracked staggered backward "No!! You're not real!"
"Oh but i am now lover...you made me real!" She started toward him, and it was then that he noticed the nipple clamps in her hand!
Just then Jee.....


Raised..........beach.

[Cracked]

LMAO...Nightmareish stuff!

Raised her head from her pillow.Wiping the sweat from her forehead she quivered at the weird nightmare she just had.What the hell am i dreaming about cracked,chicken men and naked old women for she thought with mild amusement.
She lay back down but sleep was hopeless,besides it was bright out.She glanced at the clock,it was 7am.
Carefull not to wake the stranger next to her(his name was James,Jee had pulled last night,he was ok... a bit large in the gut,a bit small where it mattered)Jee crept to the bathroom and sat down.She contimplated what she was going to do for the day while staring at the back of the bathroom door...13 knots in the door in a regular pattern,it was obviously a veneer.Superstitious as she was she groaned as she pulled up her knickers,13,just my luck!
Jee tiptoed down the stairs,carefull to avoid the creaky third step and walked into the kitchen.
There was a pile of dirty dishes in the sink,her older sister had a dinner party last night,she was snoring away upstairs at the moment probably dreaming about dolphins...she loved dolphins.
A wave of deja view hit Jee at that moment but she shook it off.
Jee went to the cuboard and took out a box of honey nut loops,she poured herself out a big bowl.There was no milk in the fridge.'Fuck it' she mumbled as she made her way to the front door,surely the milkman had been already!
She swung open the door and stepped out onto the porch.
Her heart sank and she froze to the spot as the next few minutes of her life flashed before her eyes....there across the street was a man in a chicken suit.....She closed her eyes and thought of her happy place,sun,scantily clad men and the sound of waves crashing on the white sands of her favourate beach...

Wind..........trombloid

[Jee]

Lmao...i was soooooo much kinder to you lol

Wind blowing through her hair....she took a deep breath and snapped awake, she started to walk across the road toward the man in the chicken suit...he looked taken aback...his eyes rounded in fear at the look on Jee's face....she reached him but kept walking til she was right in his face..."I know who sent you, you clucker!! You go back and tell him i will not be intimidated!!! And that when i find him...he will regret the day he started messing with me!"
Chicken suit guy staggered back in shock...nodded dumbly, turned around and walked away. 'GOD!' he thought...'i was only doing my job...it's not easy being a henchman...i wish people would understand that...i have chicks to feed you know!...oh no..hang on....'
He made his way back to the evil lair...fluffed the pillows on the sofa on his way to the kitchen...sitting there on his gothic looking black throne, which chicken suit guy always thought was a tad OTT, was his boss.
"Well?...did you give her my message?" he asked, flicking through the latest copy of 'Jugs'.... Chicken suit guy looked at his big rubbery feet "No..she went a bit mental"
The Boss stood up, furious.... "Oh you complete and utter Trombloid!!!"

Chuck......Blueberry.

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Chuck Norris stormed into the lair. Chicken suit guy and the big Boss man were stunned! How dare this bearded man enter their lair?!

Chicken suit guy leaps at Chuck to bring him down, but his big chicken foot caught the boss's ankle and they both fell to the floor. Chuck Norris ceased his opportunity and bent down towards them, a fist flying out from his chin hit them both repeatedly.

"I am here because I hear you have been threatening Jee. Jee helped me find my chin hand, she is the one who freed me from the oppression of only ever being referred to in a family guy episode or as an extra in a Ben Stiller movie. I will protect her!"

Chuck Norris' laughter boomed around the lair as the boss man lay in a pool of the chicken suit guy's wee, which oddly smelt like blueberry...


Haiku.... Jelly

[Jee]

haiku haiku haiku...dammit! I have the hiccups!!...now what is the cure again?....drink a glass of water upside down?...or is it eat some of Dutches low fat strawberry jelly?

Ha.......Fortune.

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"Ha! Eat low fat jelly?! Since when has that been a cure for hiccups?" asked Chuck. He turned around to see if the Boss man would respond but nobody was there, just a glass ball with images floating inside. He leaned in to take a closer look and suddenly realised it was his fortune...

Mystery..... geronimo